that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She even gives head with a lisp.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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