Kareoke will never be a sober sport
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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