I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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