We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
FUCK WHALES
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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