Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Randomize