sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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