Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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