areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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