4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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