Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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