remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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