Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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