I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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