the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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