Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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