remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
We got so high we made milksteak
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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