she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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