mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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