Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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