I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize