is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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