omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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