sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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