just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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