That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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