11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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