i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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