If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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