I love black thongs
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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