He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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