I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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