I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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