Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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