please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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