Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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