awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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