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  • 78 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:05am

    wow, its people like you that make this world suck so bad.

  • 76 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:35pm

    jesus jumped on the cross and nailed himself to it to escape fucktards like the religious freaks on here! WIN!!!

  • 77 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:48am

    lol at all the people getting all personally offended at someone on a website devoted to debauchary not believing in the same little imaginary friend as them. seriously what is a devout christian doing on texts from last night?

  • 80 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:05pm

    how is pregnancy by undefined being believable?! turning water into wine? bringing people back to life? healing incurable diseases and aliments? feeding thousands with a small amount of food? fairytales just have fairies, sheesh.

  • 81 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:29am

    oh christians! calm down! haha I totally was in the same situation, it's a good time. and I agree with 2:48 and 3:38, the only reason I can think of for people that serious and religious to be on this site is for guilty pleasure, and then they saw an opportunity to be self-righteous and make up for it. silly silly, just relax :)

  • 72 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:18pm

    4:07... HAHAHAHAHAHA. yeah, thanks.

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:35pm

    hahaah yeah wait this site is for us fuck-up drunks who like to waste our lives away, who is seriously on here like preaching christian values, this is not the site for that. this site is for the substance abusing heathens who like to share their drunken/high/fucked-up texts, kthx.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:19pm

    i love you people :) i feel so at home here hahaha - 3:38

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:12am

    WE don't judge...the Bible and Christ judges...we just state what is wrong and right, idiots.

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:16am

    "and im not sure how the bible 'is less believable than most fairy tales.'" Most fairy tales are only long enough to contain a few steaming piles of ridiculous horse shit. The Bible is long enough to contain many.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:11am

    you dont have to be a "devout christian" to know that this text is just plain wrong. and im not sure how the bible "is less believable than most fairy tales". but alright, ill pray for you. you all are making the devil very happy right now. that's so sad.

    • 45 45
      Submitted by SserPrun95 on May 1, 11 at 7:01pm

      Talking wolves, talking pigs, witches, talking plants. Atleast the first 3 have mouths...

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:10pm

    You're probably going straight to hell. Why would you even say something like that?! You are ashamed of the One who wants to save us. I feel sorry for people like you.

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:09am

    I was gonna say the same thing 2:48

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:18pm

    "but then again you live your life by a book that is less believable than most fairy tales... so we already knew that you're a dumbass" FUCKING WIN.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:08pm

    Hahaha, I would totally feel the same way in that situation

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:59am

    "You're probably going straight to hell." There is some judgment in that statement.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:21pm

    AWESOME. I agree, I would have felt the need to explain that it wasn't mine. LOL.

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:07pm

    Sorry you guys feel that way. I dont think Christ was ashamed of us...

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:42pm

    fuck all you religious people getting all worked up about this. jesus thinks you're a cunt, too

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:44pm

    WWJD? I think Jesus would read this site, shake his head, and say, "you crazy bitches!!! I love ya."

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:38pm

    didn't need the reply text, understood from the first

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:08am

    Geeze... Uptight christians. Never seen that before. Seriously it's 2009 your belief structure is ridiculously antiquated and embarassing. Grow up.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:15pm

    haha, hope i never have to do that. i'd just go up and be like, "can you GIFT WRAP these??" hehe

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:22pm

    why are they on this site? probably so they can spank it to the american apparel scrunchies girl and still feel virtuous about not looking at porn...

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:18pm

    "you all are making the devil very happy right now. that's so sad." funniest thing i've read today.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:39pm

    haha sounds like me!!

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:18am

    Why are there so many Christians on this website anyways? Jesus surely wouldn't approve at you getting amusement from others' sinful debauchery, right? ;-D

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:15pm

    I used to wear a disguise to the library when checking out the Left Behind series...so ashamed of myself for reading that time-vampire.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:44pm

    where did he say he is ashamed of christ? i love jesus but i wouldn't want to be confused with all the psychotic zealots running around thinking they are somehow qualified to judge anyone

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:11pm

    I really hope Christ is ashamed of you. You deserve it.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:41pm

    Hahaha 7:15, that is genius.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:08pm

    Lmao at the Jesus freaks. This post made my night.