So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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