I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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