I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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