Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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