if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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