I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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