I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
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Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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