his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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