so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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