Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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