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  • Submitted by nakedgoat on Jul 19, 10 at 1:30pm

    Can you hear me n-ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh god!!!!

  • 88 83
    Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 19, 10 at 1:23pm

    that would have been funny if in the middle they picked up

  • 83 94
    Submitted by nmstew on Jul 19, 10 at 1:36pm

    Verizon has the worst cs in the buis. I talked to them for two hours and still did not the issue.

  • 77 93
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 19, 10 at 1:46pm

    premature ejaculation much?

    • 66 68
      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jul 21, 10 at 6:03am

      you've obviously never been on hold with Verizon...

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    Submitted by MusicILY on Jul 19, 10 at 6:32pm

    1:30 Wow, that was better than the text.

  • 65 77
    Submitted by CAAF on Jul 19, 10 at 1:26pm

    And then what happened?

  • 70 88
    Submitted by LikeOhMahGoose on Jul 19, 10 at 3:09pm

    Makes sense

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 19, 10 at 1:56pm

    Verizon sucks

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    Submitted by ohwow33 on Jul 20, 10 at 12:41am

    I work for Verizon and yes Verizon sucks major butt. But no, they don't record it while you're on hold and cannot hear you while they have you on hold. Also, they cannot cancel your account for that as it takes a lot of verification to cancel it and there would have to be a valid reason. But I do appreciate the stupid comments, it makes my day thinking y'all really believe such crazy things. :)

    • 71 90
      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jul 21, 10 at 6:02am

      stop reading and typing comments here and answer the damn phone!

  • 64 79
    Submitted by icanfly303 on Jul 19, 10 at 4:45pm

    You know while youre on hold, they can hear you right?

  • 60 72
    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 19, 10 at 4:17pm

    Haha best text in a while !! And my area code !!

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 4:36pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty! Check it out Firstyfans! Firsty has a twitter account: http://twitter.com/OriginalFirsty

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Asheon on Jul 19, 10 at 1:24pm

    That would make a good fml..

  • Submitted by i360noscopfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 3:36pm

    I sense a 360 no scope coming your way firsty

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:14pm

    Me no likey

  • 63 96
    Submitted by beerjunkie on Jul 19, 10 at 1:52pm

    I did the same thing except I was masturbating and I'm sprint

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 5:46pm

    Firsty is about to get ninja'd sooo hard

  • 55 90
    Submitted by sickbuzz on Jul 19, 10 at 11:51pm

    It's all about AT

  • Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 2:44pm

    Had sprint .. 6 bad phones in 5 mos... Sprint did not care.. Bye sprint.. Hello iphone( yes mine works ) and att...

  • Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jul 20, 10 at 12:09am

    They do record those calls.........

  • Submitted by DosEquis on Jul 19, 10 at 1:14pm

    Stay firsty, my friends.

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    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 19, 10 at 1:59pm

    That's no customer service, that's my wife!

  • Submitted by beerjunkie on Jul 19, 10 at 2:05pm

    I'm sure if they answer they would most likely cancel your account