Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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