Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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