On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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